Remember that post from a while ago, where we saw a boat with the name “Ginger Jesus” painted on the side in orange letters? And we decided to name a smoothie after it? And promised to post the recipe once we’d made it up? Well that moment has come, friends. Behold: The Ginger Jesus!

Ingredients:

• Juice of 2 oranges
• 2 tbsp orange zest
• big hunk of ginger (about 1 inch)
• 1 banana
• 1 cup fresh pineapple
• 1 cup red wine
• 1 cup holy water

Directions:

Blend until heavenly.

This is a great drink for exorcism parties! Keep it in mind!

CAUTION: may contain Jesus.

The dark coloured wine kind of took away from the brighter orangey colour I was going for, but obviously the red wine had to be in there. But man, that’s a delicious smoothie – can I get an AMEN!?

Disclaimer: we ain’t hating, we’re just being goofy. JCS is one of my favourite albums even (Jesus can wail!).