Remember that post from a while ago, where we saw a boat with the name “Ginger Jesus” painted on the side in orange letters? And we decided to name a smoothie after it? And promised to post the recipe once we’d made it up? Well that moment has come, friends. Behold: The Ginger Jesus!
- Juice of 2 oranges
- 2 tbsp orange zest
- big hunk of ginger (about 1 inch)
- 1 banana
- 1 cup fresh pineapple
- 1 cup red wine
- 1 cup holy water
Blend until heavenly.
This is a great drink for exorcism parties! Keep it in mind!
CAUTION: may contain Jesus.
The dark coloured wine kind of took away from the brighter orangey colour I was going for, but obviously the red wine had to be in there. But man, that’s a delicious smoothie – can I get an AMEN!?
Disclaimer: we ain’t hating, we’re just being goofy. JCS is one of my favourite albums even (Jesus can wail!).